knock knock

Nate's new love are knock knock jokes.

His all time classic that he loves to tell is this...

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Ant.

Ant who?

Squish.

And then there's any variation of that joke that always ends in "squish."

However, his new favorite is one he made up on his own after seeing The Santa Clause and laughing hysterically when they mention elves being "little people."

And so he made this up...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Elf.

Elf who?

Don't say elf. They're little people!